Album Reviews

Ash - Meltdown
(Infectious)
www.ash-official.com

Released 17/05/04

Ash are a difficult band to love. They are clearly able to write some awesome songs (see "Orpheus") that stick in your head like a particularly vicious ear infection. Unfortunately, after forsaking any attempts at innovation or invention after 1998's Nu-clear Sounds fell ungracefully on its arse, those songs which aren't so great tend to stop Ash from approaching the much sought after mantle of being a "truly great band". As 2001's Free All Angles demonstrated perfectly, Ash albums can go from George Orwell to George Bush and back again within the space of three songs.

So then, after three years and with only the frankly shite "Envy" single rearing its head in the meantime, has anything changed?

The initial signs were good - two fairly different singles, one with a monster riff (that'd be "Clones") and one with a monster chorus ("Orpheus" of course) - and I thought that maybe Ash might deliver the masterclass in pop-rock song-writing that they'd promised ever since I was 12 and heard "Kung Fu" round my friend Chris's house! Also, the good ol' rock press were touting this as the Ash Metal Album! How clammy my hands were when I rushed my copy home!

Imagine my disappointment when the album starts and Ash reel off a one note wonder of a title track that chugs aimlessly along for three minutes. "Arse", I thought, immediately followed by "but hey ho, tis "Orpheus" next". Again my hopes were raised. Maybe the first song was a blip, meant to ease one into the album. After bouncing merrily along to the mighty "Orpheus" I am once more bored to tears by yet another aimless chugger. "Evil Eye" is possibly the worst song...

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