Gig Reviews
80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster
/ Do Me Bad Things
@ Nottingham Rock City - 29/05/04
Pictures this way......also, check out the Reuben review from the same night.

It's an all-nighter at Nottingham Rock City. Quite by accident I stumble across the Rocky-Horror brilliance of Do Me Bad Things, and then quite deliberately stumble about during the Hammer-Horror brilliance of the 80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster.


As my TinyVoiced cohort Dan comments, as we both stare slack-jawed at the twisted stage-school opera rock 9-piece Do Me Bad Things, the Darkness have got a lot to answer for. A little research into their brief history shows this to be correct: they are the most recent signings to the Must Destroy label - home to Justin Squakings' merry minstrels, among others.

The ubiquitous appeal of the Darkness certainly explains how such a determinedly flamboyant act as Do Me Bad Things ever got through the promoters' credibility filters, but it does little to explain how such a mutant outfit as this ever came into existence. Let me explain.

The backbone of Do Me Bad Things is a sturdy metal rhythm section, flanked by two extremely awkward-looking metal guitarists (they appear to be wearing shrink-to-fit knitted cardies). They churn out classic rock and metal riffs with nonchalance and no small helping of cheese. The novelty would perhaps wear off, were it not for the quality of the three lead vocalists. One sings like he's in Kyuss. One sings like he's in Grease. One sings like she's Aretha Franklin. Supported by two classy and sassy backing singers, these different vocal approaches allow Do Me Bad Things to sustain interest and excitement levels for the duration of the set.

In fact, even cramped on the small stage in Rock City, with only a half-full room attendance, this feels like a real event.

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