Mötley Crüe - If I Die Tomorrow
2 out of 10
 
www.motley.com
Released - 23/05/05
 
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I have to admit that I have only the vaguest idea of who these people are. Apparently, they took some drugs in the ‘80s, or something. According to the biog accompanying this single, if they had never existed (due to some Back to the Future-style series of mishaps, say), there would have been no Bon Jovi or Guns ‘n’ Roses. A sobering thought.
 
Anyway, it seems they’re now back from wherever they’ve been, complete with a best-of, the obligatory new song, and a comeback tour which, according to today’s Guardian (I take my research very seriously), prominently features something referred to as a "titty-cam". Hm.

The single, in case you’re interested, sounds much as you’d expect: all big metal chords and nasal whining. If that sounds like your cup of tea, you’ll probably enjoy this; suffice it to say, I thought it was one of the most unpleasant things I’ve heard this month – and this in the same month in which I also witnessed the first five minutes of Yoko Ono’s Camber Sands "performance", before beating a hasty retreat in search of a stiff drink and some proper music.
 
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