Richard Ashcroft - Break the Night with Colour
1 out of 10
 
www.richardashcroft.co.uk
Released - 09/01/06
 
Readers' score - 8/10
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Reviews  >  Singles  >  Richard Ashcroft - 'Break the Night with Colour' (Parlophone)
 
I’ve heard some half-baked shite in my time, but ‘Break the Night with Colour’ by Richard Ashcroft really takes the fucking biscuit.
 
The first, hugely unpromising, single from forthcoming album Keys to the World, it is an unspeakably tedious, tuneless dirge, marred by excessive use of that much-abused musical instrument, the piano, and that whiney mid-Atlantic vocal delivery favoured by Ashcroft and singers of a similar vein.

It is quite rare to find a song so devoid of any merit that you could not imagine who on earth it could ever appeal to – even Mr Terry Wogan would blanch at blandness on this unprecedented scale. Around the two-minute mark, distressed at the prospect of being professionally obliged to sit through the second half, I started vainly scanning the press bumf to glean what exactly Mr Ashcroft was hoping to achieve, only to find that - tellingly - it did not mention the song at all.

And that title! Just take a minute to read it and let the full horror sink in. Richard Ashcroft, sir, what were you thinking?
 
Mat Beal - 1/10
 
 


Name: Dan | Date: 16/01/06 | Reply
But hasn't he always been this bad? I've always thought so, anyway...
 
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